Bettin' Man

If I was a race car driver Well, I′d be right behind her I'd be doing 90 in a 55 Trying to change her mind And if I was an airplane pilot I wouldn′t be thirty five thousand I'd be drawing I'm sorry in the blue sky Over isle 65 But if I was a bettin′ man I′d say she's halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her mama n′em Cussing me to hell and back again I bet she's got a radio on Singing something ′bout movin' on I′d put a hundred on her never coming back again If I was a bettin' man If I was a radio DJ Well, I know the songs that I'd play They′d be about coming home and making up And falling back in love But if I was a bettin′ man I'd say she′s halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her mama n'em And cussing me to hell and back again I bet she′s got a radio on Singing something 'bout movin′ on I'd put a hundred on her never coming back again If I was a bettin' man If I was a bettin′ man If I was a bettin′ man I wouldn't have folded them winning hands I wouldn′t be sitting here drinkin' beer Waiting on a second chance If I was a bettin′ man I'd say she′s halfway to Birmingham On the phone with her mama n'em And cussing me to hell and back again I bet she's got a radio on Singing something ′bout movin′ on I'd put a hundred on her never coming back again If I was a bettin′ man I'd put a hundred her never coming back again If I was a bettin′ man A bettin' man