Dialog 2 (Live At Walled Lake Casino, Detroit, MI/1963)

Oh yeah (Oh yeah) Oh yeah (Oh yeah) Oh yeah (Oh yeah) Yeah My man My man called up on the telephone long distance to Chicago To borrow 15 dollars from his freeman And his freeman answered the phone And the operator said Here′s your partner, mister And he said say, baby Loan me 15 dollars And his partner said What'd you say? Said, loan me 15 dollars He said, what? Say again Said loan me 15 dollars He said Man, look, I′m on the, something wrong I can't hear you And the operator broke in, she said Well mister, the other line is very clear She says, I'm able to hear him So the other fellow said Well, you loan it to him then Hahaha (can I have a carrot?) Any amount of carrot Let′s start Remind me I mean, I was down south, yeah Haha I tell him that clear My brother Wrote me a letter from home And he said Dang, I think I got that letter ′cause I usually carry it with me I know I usually always Aw, heck It must be on that other suit Let me check Aw, this is my other suit (hahaha) Which one? Somewhere here Yeah, yeah It must be in my wallet 'cause I know I keep it with me I always have, yeah I got it Yeah, can you get it? Yeah, yeah, it is ′Cause I know Yeah, that's what it was Says, uh Says, uh Yeah, yeah, it is You have to use the material that you have You know, when you Yeah, haha When you adlib and you know Yeah Well, here′s the letter Yeah, says uh Dear Dear Ch-, look how he spelled my name C-H-U-M-P That ain't the way to spell my name Hahaha Say we have been having a little Hardship down here lately I know that′s the truth (hahaha) Said the bathroom caught on a fire But we were lucky that the flames did not reach the house Hahaha Oh, yeah That's right They have a segregated bill down there, yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, it said It said, you-your sister slipped on a banana peel And she-she sued the police department Said the accident occured just as they She was stepping in the patrol wagon Bet your brother had a 1963 catalog (oh) And it only cost him 20 years Say, yo Oh by the way, your mother-in-law died Oh, how my heart did yearn I know she's up in heaven ′Cause she too darn tough to burn Betcha all next the little couple next door have a bossing baby boy The child was born with callouses on his hands He was trying to hold on until after the wedding This whole years I would have sent you the 15 dollars you asked me for But I sealed the letter before I thought about it Oh, by the way Uncle Benjamin married a 19 year old girl Three weeks later, he died Said it took the undertaker three days to get the smile off his face