Get Your Hump On This Christmas

Oh, hey, y′all Anybody else takin' note of what′s goin' on with my favorite holiday? Christmas has been bastardized Mass-marketed, commercialized Overly-politicized They're puttin′ a funk on Christmas What happened to the simple bliss That′s gotten lost in all of this? Guess I'll give my girl a kiss And try to get some this Christmas Love, peace, joy Beautiful Christmas Funkin′ it up on Christmas Love (oh yeah), peace, joy Beautiful Christmas See if your wife will-a hump this Christmas Christmas relations, hey, baby, come here What? I'm grateful for so much this year Like health and faith and yuletide cheer And most of all, my wife′s big rear I'm gettin′ me some this Christmas Let's get unwrappin' presents done Slip away from everyone Close the door and have some fun You ain′t gettin′ none this Christmas Love (oh, yeah, we'll see) Peace, joy (maybe I planned ahead) Beautiful Christmas Funkin′ it up on Christmas Love (maybe this ain't my first Christmas) Peace, joy Beautiful Christmas You gotta hump this Christmas A wise man knows he holds the key To unlock that sweet booty That′s why I bought her jewelry (You are gettin' some this Christmas) Hooray, Merry Christmas, honey (Oh, it′s beautiful!) So are you (I don't know what to say) You don't have to say anything Love, peace, joy Beautiful Christmas (come on over here, would you?) Funkin′ it up on Christmas (you′re so sweet, baby) Love (I love you) Peace, joy (me, too) Beautiful Christmas You gotta hump this Christmas Love (no silent night in this house tonight) Peace, joy (Cleveland) Beautiful Christmas Funkin' it up on Christmas (I love you) Love (I can tell) Peace, joy (oh, yeah, this is the best Christmas ever) Beautiful Christmas Some holiday funk this Christmas (oh, oh) So if I got one thing to say It′s that we all must find a way To focus on the holiday But try to get some this Christmas Because it feels good Oh, yeah Merry Christmas, everybody