I've Become a Cliché

You know how it is! I′m... I'm... I′m... I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do. And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40... I'm goin′ on the wagon, you know? No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this? This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer! It′s... it's not even like drinking beer! I′ve become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I′ve become a cliché. I've become a cliché. Okay, well, I′ll have a drink or two at shows, But only to loosen up. I totally stopped doing drugs. Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different. It doesn't have to be my prescription. If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they′ve gotta be pretty safe. But, you know, I definitely don′t do street drugs anymore. I mean, unless you've got some. I′ve become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I′ve become a cliché. I've become a cliché. Oh, you′re not holding. That's cool. No big deal. You know, I never do it unless it's just around... Or someones offering it. Oh, I know a guy! Yeah, he′s... he′s like 10 minutes away. I'll... I′ll drive. I'll drive. You know, I got money too! Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here. Or... I′ll be back in 20. I've become a cliché. I′ve become a cliché. I've become a cliché. I've become a cliché. Whaddya mean? This is not last call. This is first call. We′ll... we′ll... I know a place we can go. We'll go right... You threw up!