Mistress for Christmas

Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way I can′t wait for Christmastime So I can roll you in the hay Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin′ down low Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah I like female form in a minimum dress Money to spend with a capital S Get a date with the woman in red One holy night with three in a bed, yeah He got it and I want it They got it and I can′t have it But I want it, but it don′t matter She got it and I can't get it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas Easy come, easy go Slippin′ high, slippin' low, yeah He got it and I want it They got it and I can′t have it And I want it, and it don't matter She got it and I can′t get it He got it and I want it They got it and I can't have it But I want it, it don't matter She got it and I can′t get a Mistress for Christmas You know what I′m talkin' about, yeah A mistress for Christmas You gotta send me down Send me down Mistress for Christmas I want the woman in red with a bow in my bed A mistress for Christmas I slide down on your phone, baby I want to ride on your reindeer, honey And ring the bells Mistress for Christmas