Rated X

Well, if you′ve been a married woman And things didn't seem to work out Divorce is the key to bein′ loose and free So you're gonna be talked about Everybody knows that you've loved once They think you′ll love again You can′t have a male friend When you're a has-been or a woman You′re rated X And if you're rated X, you′re some kind of gold Even men turnin' silver try to make But I think it′s wrong to judge every picture If a cheap camera makes a mistake And when your best friend's husband says to you You've sure started lookin′ good You shoulda known he would, and he would if he could And he will if you′re rated X Well, nobody knows where you're goin′ But they sure know where you've been All they′re thinkin' of is your experience of love Oh, their minds eat up with sin The women all look at you like you′re bad The men all hope you are But if you go too far, you're gonna wear the scar Of a woman rated X And if you're rated X, you′re some kind of gold That even men turnin′ silver try to make But I think it's wrong to judge every picture If a cheap camera makes a mistake And when your best friend′s husband says to you You've sure started lookin′ good You shoulda known he would, and he would if he could And he will if you're rated X Why, us women don′t have a chance 'Cause if you've been married, you can′t have no fun at all No, you′re rated X No matter what you do, they're gonna talk about you Look down their noses I, I don′t know what to think about it Just give 'em somethin′ to talk about, I guess