The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage - Live at Congress Theater, Chicago, IL, 2008

Sit tight, I′m gonna need you to keep time Come on, just snap-snap-snap your fingers for me Good, good, now we're making some progress Come on, just tap-tap-tap your toes to the beat And I believe this may call for a proper introduction And well, don′t you see-ee-ee, I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue I swear to shake it up if you swear to listen Oh we're still so young, desperate for attention I aim to be, your eyes Trophy boys, trophy wives I swear to shake it up if you swear to listen Oh we′re still so young, desperate for attention I aim to be, your eyes Trophy boys, trophy wives Applause applause no wait, wait Dear studio audience, I′ve an announcement to make It seems the artists these days are not who you think So we'll pick back up on that on another page And I believe this may call for a proper introduction And well, don′t you see-ee-ee, I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue I swear to shake it up if you swear to listen Oh we′re still so young, desperate for attention I aim to be, your eyes Trophy boys, trophy wives I swear to shake it up if you swear to listen Oh we're still so young, desperate for attention I aim to be, your eyes Trophy boys, trophy wives Swear to shake it up, you swore to listen Swear to shake it up, you swore to listen Swear to shake it up, you swore to listen Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up I swear to shake it up if you swear to listen Oh we′re still so young, desperate for attention And I aim to be, your eyes Trophy boys, trophy wives I swear to shake it up if you swear to listen Oh we're still so young, desperate for attention And I aim to be... your eyes Daa-dadada, dadadadadaa Daa-dadada, dadadadadaa Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Laa-dadada, dadadadadaa Laa-dadada, dada dada-ahhhhhh