1, 2 Many

Well I got a call from Riley ′round six o'clock Sayin′ he caught a hanker for a honkey tonk Wants an ice-cold beer and a country song But he didn't want to stay out all night long Well, I ain't the kind to let a buddy drink alone But I can′t turn it off once I turn it on There′s no stopping me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand, man, I′m wide ass open The ticktock of that clock is like a time bomb By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy At quarter to 12, man I′ve done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hit me Five, four, three, two, one, too many After five diet Millers, I was feelin′ loose Singin' karaoke to a TL tune When a pretty little thing shot me a wink She said, "Hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink?" Well hey, baby doll, I will if you want But I can't turn it off once I turn it on There′s no stoppin′ me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand, man I′m wide ass open The ticktock of that clock is like a time bomb By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy At quarter to 12, man I′ve done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hit me Five, four, three, two, one, too many, c′mon! Now, I've never been the kind to quit Won't stop ′til I get to the bottom of this And the night′s still young So what you say, we shotgun one? (Yeah, what you want wigglin', c′mon Rooney) There's no stoppin′ me once I get to goin' Put a can in my hand, man, I′m wide ass open The ticktock of that clock is like a time bomb, yeah By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy At quarter to 12, man, I've done had plenty The countdown′s on when the first beer hit me Five, four, three, two, one, too many Yeah, five, four, three, two, one, too many Come on, that a country song, yeah, c′mon