Hell of a Ride

I remember when I lost my mind It was a pretty, chilly Tuesday night And the man on the tele′ said, "Build a bunker in your shed" "Tell your mum I love her" (ooh) I'm on day six hundred and thirty-nine Hello and welcome to my pointless life Won′t you have a slice of pecan pie? Let me show you where I cry It's in the corner, It's out of order, I′m- 25, goin′ on 45, goin' on 99, goin′ on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God, it′s a hell of a ride, goin' on dead Dead (dead), hmm-yeah I think of everything I could have been (uh) A superhero in a limousine, or a hot shot living on top But instead, look what I′ve got The world is on fire, so, baby pass me a lighter, 'cause I'm- 25, goin′ on 45, goin′ on 99, goin' on dead Blink twice, you′ll miss the highlights God, it's a hell of a ride, goin′ on dead Looks like the sun's coming out again And I see my friends and they′re over the moon to see me What a surprise, God, I'm glad I'm alive, I′m alive, I′m alive I'm 25, goin′ on 45, goin' on 99, goin′ on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God it′s a hell of a ride, goin' on dead